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1錠、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩沽︰這個座位是空的麼? 女孩桐吭︰是的祥蠶,如果你坐下蠍鉑坍,我的座位也將是空的管。  2農狼、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩勝︰我可以給你買杯飲料嗎? 女孩翹漂丟︰你不如直接把錢給我得了僥色。 3儲台、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!  Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字竄貧喘。布朗夫人刪︰哦蠱門集, 親愛的狙氓協,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人榔︰可是你該在報紙上登廣告拔洗礎! 布朗夫人坤誨小︰沒有用的墓床腐,我的小狗不認識字餃脯答。”4粱、My Wife Will Exchange Them露。A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.   〞Cloth or leather〞 asked the salesperson.  〞Makes no difference 〞replied customer.   〞What color〞 asked the clerk.  〞Any〞 he responded. 〞Size〞 〞Give me whatever you prefer〞 the gentleman said slightly exasperated. 〞My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.〞 反正我太太明天會來換的鞠純。一位先生走進一家商店要買副手套邪席。 “您是要布的還是皮的?”售貨員問偏描。 “沒什麼區別窟暑。”這位顧客回答虜郡。 “那您要什麼顏色的呢?”售貨員又問梅械。“什麼顏色都成褲。”他回答儒糖。 “號碼呢?” “您就隨便給我拿一副吧翅,”這位顧客有點不耐煩了茶,“反正我太太明天都會來換的脯坍。” 5夏忱、A  physics Examination菊,Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.  The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?   Nick‘s answer: Because  our eyes are before ears.   一次物理考試礬。在一次物理考試時電,當同學們都還在苦思冥想時耿混,尼克很快就答好了第一個問題夯幾僻。這個問題是呂林骸︰為什麼在打雷時欣遣,我們總是先看到閃電後听到雷聲?尼克的回答是全︰因為眼楮在前籬,耳朵在後敵腹扳。  6藕瑰莆、Jim’s History Examination膏。Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him  things that happened before the poor boy was born.   吉姆的歷史考試睦。舅舅恕︰吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?母親祿捆摩︰唉茸雙,糟透了風天唱。可話又說回來婚割,這也不能怪他梁匿。嗨革我泉,他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事兒告。 7池桐捻、he is really somebody確。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.   他真是一個大人物太伍。-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人舒。-- 他真是一個大人物爆股課。干什麼的?-- 墓地守墓人米。擴展資料便我︰笑話具有篇幅短芯 古 ,故事情節簡單而巧妙公傳匙,往往出人意料侵,給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點悄咀。大多揭示生活中乖謬的現象患,具有諷刺性和娛樂性輔。其趣味有高下之分稻。人類歷史上拉,人自從有了語言忍七,就已經出現了開玩笑的語言討薄虜,最早棵,人們以口相傳耗搏,後來有了文字趕派,許多笑話便被記載下來效化,編書成冊幢。但還有很多笑話隆,是流傳于民間的屋,就當今社會偏,每天都有很多笑話出現檄犬認,有心人如果收集補,我想將來一定會有價值姐。同時豐富了笑話的寶庫械。隨著近十年網絡和手機的飛速發展唉酚,隨之出現了網絡笑話休魂,網絡流行語壇毋鷗,給力大全磁坍融,手機笑話巴些,雷人語句燃,笑料聯盟等領親鼓,促使笑話發展到一個新的階段蓋酪。參考資料豐墾︰百度百科響封︰笑話

五分时时彩开奖查询

1吧點胸、英語笑話(一)  老師在黑板上寫了一句休定︰Time is money.並讓同學們翻譯蕪獺亥。有名學生答道迪膠︰“湯姆是瑪麗箋搪。”   小明上英文課時跟老師說蹭抵讓︰May I go to the toilet?   老師說哄踩︰Go ahead.  小明就坐了下來沙。過了一會兒痰,小明又跟老師說弗譬︰May I go to the toilet?   老師說槽莽親︰Go ahead.  小明又坐了下來磐集社。他旁邊的同學于是忍不住問罐媚︰你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎?怎麼不去?   小明說彤諾︰你沒听老師說「去你個頭」俺盡!   2奉繳、英語笑話(二)  某日劉洪濤遇到外賓農,上前搭話曰恆杯︰I am hong tao liu皋吼琳,外賓曰遼唇︰我TM還是方片七呢!   3賦處錠、英語笑話(三)  江青會見外賓態濺,要求翻譯要嚴格按她的意思翻巨卞,不許走樣締褪靜。外賓一見到江青刺,立刻拍馬屁道濫懼般︰"Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻譯照翻邦,江青心花怒 放魔賦,嘴上還要謙虛一下反︰“哪里腳,哪里”嫁愛床。  翻譯不敢怠慢笛拒興,把江青的話翻成英文措︰"Where? Where?" 外賓一愣匡,還有這樣的人傳泥炮,追問哪里漂亮的星嚇,干脆馬屁拍到底擴貶︰"Everywhere, everywhere."  翻譯拎很︰“你到處都很漂亮距漢誠。”江青更高興了砂恆,但總是要客氣一下竟嚎︰“不見得工,不見得”鋁巾。翻譯趕緊翻成英文漿鳳騁︰"You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."  4酮幕奶、英語笑話(四)   話說某年某月的某一天牢皆,參個神箭手約在一起比箭舉恥,目標是十尺外僕人頭上的隻果拖刨。A神箭手挽弓長射睹馮,咻一聲滄,利箭正中隻果鵲。A高傲的昂起下巴藩,比出一根大 拇指道攝犯八︰「I AM後羿!」  B神箭手照本宣科需咸,射中隻果樓紳水,這回他自大的喊了一句咆計︰「I AM丘比特!」  輪到C了螺翔,他也挽弓攜錢,利箭射出! 結果正中僕人的心髒懷。就听他結結巴巴好久才吐出一句兢熊炕︰「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」   5晤、英語笑話(五)  某人刻苦學習英語恍,終有小成爆濤。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞媚喘, 忙說悼︰I am sorry.   老外應道唇墑︰I am sorry too.   某人听後又道洪瓶︰I am sorry three.   老外不解私安傲,問芭碘樓︰What are you sorry for?   某人無奈痴娩僳,道環募顯︰I am sorry five. 6律、英語笑話(六)  一位來自日本的旅客蘭形忌,坐出租車去機場的路上肖裙,看到一輛汽車經過敘燙簧,就說悍稈春︰“oh奧然,TOyOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一輛經過拐封辜,他又說斷︰ “oh寇龔,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司機有點不高興擾靡腸,覺得他太吵了!當第三輛經過時射頹,他還是說狗︰“oh償壤,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”  後來到了機澄印,那個日本人就問襄價︰“How Much?”出租車司機說滌罷楷︰“1000!”  日本人驚奇的問司機串︰“為什麼那麼貴?”出租車司機回答說堵踞邪︰“oh冬皖歌,mileometer(計 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!” 7頂、英語笑話(七)  傳說克林頓和教皇同一天去世惜評導,上帝搞錯了冀,把克林頓送上了天堂哎,而把教皇送入了 地獄法拴豹。發現錯誤後上帝馬上改了回來胳挎澄,路上二人相遇貪。 精彩繼續教皇亨蛇︰感謝上帝毒,我終于能見到聖母瑪利亞了(Virgin Maria). 克林頓(壞笑中)烤怖︰Sorry是跨溝,it"s too late. 8耍聯、英語笑話(八) 小強去看電影弧謊嗆,到了電影售票處熔,發現一個老外和售票小姐連說帶比得好半天凹屁邦,就自告奮勇的上前做翻譯踢仕,售票小姐說朔欽素︰麻煩你告訴她碎,現在坐票售完了只剩下站票匠坦捆,如果要看要站著看焊哦。  小強轉頭就對老外說槍︰no sit see, stand see. if see stand see. 老外回答說:Sorry I don’t understand your English.  小強就對售票小姐說汞昏︰哦蠟,他說他不懂英文....踩了一個老外的腳讓賒較,為了顯示咱國家是有名的禮儀之邦搐罵樸,就先SORRY啦碌,老外更是禮貌有加磺敢,就來個sorry too. two??the chinese puzzled.恩牢盼袖,咱中國人還不是得禮尚往來?!~那就I am sorry three~   這下老外蒙了灕,一句what are you sorry for? 暈簽,還有完沒完敖厝 紜,還FOUR?!~哼窩澱,偶跟你卯上了萊館,Iam sorry five~(who怕 who?!~) 9賴內號、英語笑話(九) 我朋友在南大看到一非洲老外畦即︰“hello吞,你媽是猴兒充董杉。”老外用純正的天津話說樊掇禾︰“你媽是大猩猩!” 10幸鳳、英語笑話(十) "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.  "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"  "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "                     “我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親哼杴。“是的蓄品奸,親愛的篇哄藏,”她回答說柔竅,“你問這個干什麼?”  “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭貉粉。”

五分时时彩开奖查询

hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ” 漢譯呢艘磷︰ 真美鈔 一位中國老婦人到美國去看望女兒回來不久女,到一家銀行取存女兒送給她的美元哀。在銀行櫃台膽茂蛙,銀行職員認真仔細的檢查了每一張鈔票看漿健譴,是否有假警憋。這種做法使老婦人很不耐煩漆潞憊,最後實在忍不住說失煽︰“相信我躲艦,先生膛,也請你相信這些鈔票欣寸。這都是真正的美元欠,是從美國直接帶來的裂慮記。” He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆暗谷鏡︰約翰尼俊喉,你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼顛窮︰他害病臥床了屁拍伍。他受了傷桿惹。 湯姆騰奪徹︰真糟糕瘡內,怎麼回事兒? 約翰尼蔥蟲溝︰我們做游戲籍,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠鬼釀抒,他贏了廄討。 I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里田拜。他媽媽問顯僳,“發生了什麼事?” “一個男孩咬了我一口昆使俯,”伊凡說抗譚睫。 “再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問胳。 “他走到哪里我都能認出他惋訴蔡,”伊凡說絡倫敘。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢吹。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢銅。 “昨天給你的錢干什麼了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆翠,”他回答說柒浮。 “你真是個好孩子登鐮,”媽媽驕傲地說樓攻。“再給你兩分錢筒受。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的剩榷。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天項久,父親與小兒子一道回家恨。這個孩子正處于那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡揪,老是有提不完的問題焦。他向父親發問道鐮扯︰“爸爸令,‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔弄,孩子碾佬查,”父親回答說坎位澗,“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察董提。如果我把他們看成了四個紐,那麼我就算醉了搔。” “可是酮,爸爸弗, ”孩子說赤疲替,“那兒只有一個警察呀!” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃隻果餡餅時蛔寄,家里沒有奶酪了碗灰醬,于是女主人向大家表示歉意贖蔣。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子漿。過了一會兒芒,他拿著一片奶酪回到房間取脊,把奶酪放在客人的盤子里思。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說碉貫︰“孩子廓霸,你的眼楮就是比你媽媽的好內。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上乘脯,先生晃。”那小男孩說疥蔫。 英語小笑話 上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一個老美看到就笑我說, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 縮寫正好是 Adidas) " 我正驚訝他怎麼反應這麼快, 聯想力這麼豐富時,旁邊的 一個老美幫我解圍, 他說, 有一個很著名的合唱團 Korn, 他們的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能詳的喔! 下次就換你去取笑老美了. A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"且話僂蚰昴?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘." 1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 兩只鳥 老師彪︰ 這兒有兩只鳥說替,一只是麻雀擻。誰能指出哪只是燕子闌,哪只是麻雀嗎? 學生慨寬枚︰我指不出鉀快,但我知道答案奸苔累。 老師懂︰請說說看撲。 學生屆頓傘︰燕子旁邊的就是麻雀碗深,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子惋。 2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 魚網 "你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎幻釀諾,安?" 老師發問道恐。 "把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了急水笆。" 小女孩回答道抹精。 3. The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." 新老師 9月1日山松, 喬治放學回到家里僕鉑勒。 "喬治回論評,你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問涵戮。 "媽媽轄,我不喜歡說坦,因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6墊。" 4. A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考試 在一次物理考試時餐,當同學們都還在苦思冥想時禱兌,尼克很快就答好了第一個問題鄧媽方。 這個問題是盎痊︰為什麼在打雷時楮操玩,我們總是先看到閃電後听到雷聲? 尼克的回答是莢︰因為眼楮在前莢我嚇,耳朵在後簍的。 Jim’s History Examination Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born. 吉姆的歷史考試 舅舅睹燒︰吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣? 母親史︰唉澈排,糟透了齊廖濫。可話又說回來豪催,這也不能怪他擄善。嗨男,他們盡問一些這個 可憐的孩子出生前的事兒系。

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Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢濃普。 “昨天給你的錢干什麼了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆吞甸,”他回答說蛂C “你真是個好孩子丁僑嗆,”媽媽驕傲地說郊。“再給你兩分錢零問。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的桅。” Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " Notes: (1) inform v.告訴 (2) nest n.窩;巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓勵 (5) resemble v. 相似;類似 18.鳥窩與頭發 我姐姐是一位小學老師鬼。一次一個學生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩墟靜。 “是什麼鳥呢?”我姐姐問她郴沸順。 “我沒看到鳥兒槳,老師恫護,只看到鳥窩擬。”那孩子回答說糖繪戚。 “那麼劑頭溉,你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道敘開。 “哦漢朔,老師爸翰旁,就像你的頭發一樣熟陛。” I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " Notes: (1) poisonous adj.有毒的 (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭理卷耙。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式料。 我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親牌槐奈。 “是的鷗鵲,親愛的痢房,”她回答說行,“你問這個干什麼?” “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭炯拿。” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期洞乒,我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車儡寄。接近門口噓渦,一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面沖過來董妓,沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳丸,仰面滑倒了趁氰。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳都郊概。我正準備扶她禽,她卻自己爬了起來位揭抹。她鎮定了一下涂,對我擠了一下眉高,說道深粟︰“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?” 英語笑話(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢?你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小聯旗綱。但除此之外呢次擂,那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤綿,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子肛。這個答案很有意思吧? Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是谷物定須盯,他肯定會生氣的;而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼邪切吳,他會更生氣懾。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”鹿,也有“雞眼”的意思劍布朝。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因為snail(蝸牛)的後背上總是背著一所房子練,所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的染。你說呢? Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces這個短語戳耪欽,你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因為除了這個意思以外撤,它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面晶瞧絞。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎樣才能不讓夢游者(sleepwalker)夢游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺擻。雖然這不是治療方法胯,但如果讓夢游者醒著呢慘,他的確就不會去夢游了悍糾。 英語笑話(二) He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人貶舶。 -- 他真是一個大人物焚邪阮。干什麼的? -- 墓地守墓人坊。 英語笑話(三) Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久朗,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元恫。在銀行櫃台憋歸董,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票悶敲殊,看是否有假示棋盡。 這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩密薪太,最後實在忍耐不住說泵嶺歉︰“相信我般,先生菜男膜,也請你相信這些鈔票摔。這都是真正的美元崩噸愧,它們是從美國直接帶來的噴陝。” 英語笑話(四)my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字 布朗夫人逢豁撮︰哦諧保限, 親愛的拎汞澄,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人亨︰可是你該在報紙上登廣告鞍允塴! 布朗夫人課疥︰沒有用的丘,我的小狗不認識字蔬。” 英語笑話(五)Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 給我那個打贏的吧 -- 服務員賂, 這個龍蝦只有一只爪兩伍。 -- 對不起凶噴畝,先生烽,這只肯定打過架了孰。 -- 哦信侵含, 那給我那個打贏的吧雇克。 英語笑話(六)The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝嗇鬼請客 一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請一次客了穢。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說扒伍謝︰“你上到五樓呂,找中間那個門授洶拐,然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴誣姓絲。門開了之後妮釁,再用你的腳把門推開毛及惶。” “為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?” “你的雙手得拿禮物啊缸。天哪剿方鈣,你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答雹看箋。

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